6 Dingen die minder bot zijn dan Martijn van B&B Vol Liefde

Oh die Martijn
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1) Dat ene goedkope IKEA-mes dat je heb gekocht toen je op kamers ging en nu al tien jaar achter in de keukenla ligt

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2) Je scheermesje na de achttiende scheerbeurt

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3) De schaar waarmee dit haar is geknipt

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4) De bot

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5) Dit kindermes

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6) Dit bot

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Ja, die Martijn. En die lieve Tamara. Maar we hebben nog iets meer dan een week te gaan. Dus misschien komt het allemaal nog goed met Martijn... Wel een beetje lastig voor te stellen op dit moment, maar you never know... En voor de mensen die ook via Videoland vooruit kijken: shh, niets zeggen.