11 Dingen die je tijdens de seks kunt zeggen, maar ook tegen Klaas Dijkhoff

Mensen zijn creatief op Twitter...
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VVD-fractievoorzitter Klaas Dijkhoff krijgt een bak met wachtgeld en resikostenvergoeding waar hij geen recht op heeft. Een ideaal slachtoffer voor wat grapjes op Twitter, dacht Pieter van Breevoort. Geniet mee van de spitsvondigheid van Nederland!

De oproep van Pieter

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1) En het ging los

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2) Extra leuk in Sinterklaastijd natuurlijk

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3) Verstandig

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4) Deze kun je in de oudejaarsconference verwachten

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5) Lullig deze..

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6) Gedane zaken..

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7) *slik*

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8) Voor het zingen de kerk uit past beter bij een CDA'er

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9) Keihard aanpakken!

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10) Uiteraard een aftrekgrapje

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11) En iets wat Klaas zelf zou zeggen

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