Ik scrolde door de Wish-advertenties op Facebook en viel van het ene WTF-moment in het andere

Je kent ze waarschijnlijk ook wel: de Wish-advertenties die je te pas en te onpas te zien krijgt in je Facebook-feed. Wat zegt het over mij dat het algoritme van Facebook denkt dat ik dit allemaal eventueel zou willen kopen? Het gaat van bizar, tot bizarderderder. PS. Van sommige dingen heb ik geen idee wat het is; help me!
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1) Ik bedoel, wanneer trek je zo'n kek pak bijvoorbeeld aan?

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2) Vleessokken (in de maten rare, medium en well done)

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3) Dit is natuurlijk ook hartstikke handig

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4) Vijf dollar, je bent gek als je het niet koopt!

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5) Een pakketje schimmel? Wat is dit?

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6) Leuk t-shirtje voor de zomer

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7) Een peuterplastuit?

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8) De neushaarharser, vast niet pijnlijk

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9) Balzakfietslichtjes, een gat in de markt

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10) Een doodenge nepreuzenhand. Doet het goed op feestjes!

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11) Een soort anusbroek?

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12) Luiers voor volwassenen, in Obelixmotief

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13) Een scheetzakonderbroek?

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14) Eikelknuffels? (Met oogjes!)

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15) Echt mannenondergoed, YEAH!

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16) De kat kijkt zelf ook: WTF heb ik nu aan m'n pootjes hangen?!

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17) Is dit een dikkedarmkussen? Een gevildvarkenkussen? Schiet mij maar lek

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18) Ik weet niet waar ik moet beginnen met het beschrijven van deze foto..

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19) En met deze enorme meloenen zit het WTF-tripje erop. Ik zie de pakketbezorger al hiermee voor de deur staan..

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