17 Vertalingen van restaurantmenu’s die niet helemaal goed gingen (hopelijk)

Één tip, bestel nooit greenstuffs.
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1) Waarschijnlijk bedoelden ze hier jerk chicken?

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Of deze kip had gewoon een kutkarakter.

2) Stupid bean sprouts

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3) Heeft u ook iets anders dan pissing beef ball?

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4) We hebben je gewaarschuwd...

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5) Als je het met een frans accent zegt, klinkt het prima

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6) Oké, rude, maar oké

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7) Liever gewoon in een kommetje dan

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8) Roasted husband

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9) Het is wel de goedkoopste optie

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10) Bitte

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11) Één maal gewokte wikipedia pittig, graag

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12) Als Google Translate na zes pogingen nog steeds geen goede vertaling geeft

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13) Crap stick

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14) Lees eerst de instructies

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15) 'We kijken eerst nog even verder...'

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16) We noemen dit schilderij:

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17) Grab me now!

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