Twitter deelt de domste dingen die ze geloofden als kind

1) Omdat je opa en oma toch een soort van superhelden zijn

I knew the santa that would visit us every christmas was my grandpa since I could recognize his eyes and smell. But I thought I was the ONLY one who knew, and that it was like his secret identity, like a super hero. His secret was safe. I would've died with his secret.

— Hidden Cat (@wellhiddencat) July 7, 2021

2) Ben ik even blij dat wij geen pair zijn met China ofzo

I live in Poland, and when I started learning English, i didn’t assume it was a language learned in most parts of the world, but rather that while in Poland we learned English, in England everyone learned Polish, and that all countries in the world were put into such pairs

— Kyu (@Kyubayas) July 6, 2021

3) Cute!

I thought that the moon was the sun’s kid and if it was up during the day, that was the moon throwing a temper tantrum and refusing to go to bed

— Nora the chaotic (@nora_chaotic) July 6, 2021

4) Okee om eerlijk te zijn dit was ook precies wat ik vroeger dacht dat 'witwassen' betekende

7 year old me thought money laundering was when a criminal literally put blood-soaked money into a washing machine to clean it and distribute to their fellow goons.

— everything's coming up milhannah (@a_newfaceinhell) July 6, 2021

5) Tja, sommige mensen geloven dit ook nog NADAT ze biologie gevolgd hebben

Kissing gets you pregnant.
When a man and a woman get married, they kiss at the altar at the wedding, and a baby can grow in the woman's belly. This is how babies are made.

— Charley Chaos (@gravite56) July 7, 2021

6) Okee maar dit is nog erger dan die vorige

I believed all women were born with microscopic babies inside them that would develop and come out at some random time when she was an adult.

— Rachel Cecilia (@redeemedrachel) July 7, 2021

7) Flesjes water in de auto? Hartstikke illegaal

When I was a kid I thought "Drinking and Driving" literally meant drinking any kind of liquid while driving was illegal. I yelled at my aunt for taking a drink if Pepsi while driving

— The Fudgecycle 𝒪𝒻 𝒽𝒾ℊ𝒽 𝓈𝓉.BLM#CallHerDaddy (@thefakewillswan) July 7, 2021

8) Dit, maar ook het mannetje in de geldautomaat

I used to think there was some guy manually operating street lights who was watching traffic go through on some sort of camera and deciding when to go red, yellow, green based on what he saw.

— bmanta (@bmanta25) July 6, 2021

9) Meer namen in dat rijtje: Herman, Karel, Agnes

I used to believe that when we turned 18 we changed our names to a more adult sounding name... like Greg. Because I honestly couldn’t fathom a little kid that went by the name Greg

— Will Trips (@WillStirs_) July 7, 2021

10) En de tweet waar het allemaal mee begon

What's the dumbest beliefs you had as a child?

When I was 4-5 I swore that bird seeds grew birds, thus the name. When my parents asked me to prove it to them, I planted a pile of bird seeds.

The next day there were loads of birds where I planted the seeds, showing I was right.

— _grimm (@ExileGrimm) July 6, 2021