11 Spongebob-uitspraken die je liever niet tijdens de seks hoort

Oké, Spongebob kan eigenlijk altijd, maar misschien is seks toch een uitzondering..
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1) Vlak voor Het Hoogtepunt: "Ik ben er klaar voor, ik ben er klaar voor!!!"

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2) Wanneer je een lapdance voor hem uitvoert: "Kunnen we kinderen?"

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3) Als het voorspel iets te lang duurt: "Drie uur later"

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4) Geen goed antwoord als ze vraagt of je het lekker vond: "Ai ai kapitein"

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5) Terwijl je lekker bezig bent bovenop: "Ik hoor het niet!"

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6) Gewoon nooit: "Kwallenvissen, kwallenvissen, kwallenvissen, KWALLENVISSEN!"

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7) Als je geen shower, maar een grower hebt: "Gebruik je fantasieeeeeee"

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8) Tijdens ronde drie: "WAAATEEERRRRRRR!!... zou fijn zijn"

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9) Als hij/zij niet komt: "Tartaarsaus..."

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10) Tijdens die langverwachte trio: "Alleen jij, ik en de muur tussen ons in."

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11) Als je bijna komt: “Ik wil het niet, ik wil het niet... ik wil HET!

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