De 23 grappigste en/of meest gênante Marktplaatsgekkies van 2019

Sommige zijn echt heel grappig; andere gesprekjes ga je lezen met gekromde tenen. Be prepared!
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Wie actief is op Marktplaats en andere koop- en verkoopsites weet: er gebeuren daar rare dingen. Een wereld op zich. Soms grappig, een andere keer tenenkrommend; meestal allebei. De Facebookpagina Marktplaats en FB Oplichters verzamelt misstanden en grappige berichten. Wij verzamelden de mooiste uit 2019 voor jou - jaja het is nog wat vroeg voor jaarlijstjes, maar toch. Geniet, lach en huiver! 

1) Het goede voorbeeld: als Marktplaatsverkoper moet je altijd eerlijk zijn...

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2) Oké, that escalated quickly (zorgt wel voor verkoeling bij brand, zo'n ventilator..)

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3) Het is wel een goeie selfie..

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4) Ehh..

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5) Een antwoord dat je niet zo 1, 2, 3 aan ziet komen

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6) Alles voor de verkoop!

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7) Leuk, zo'n meedenkende verkoper

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8) Petje af voor deze verkoper (zonder ironie)

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9) ??

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10) Nog een meedenkende verkoper

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11) Ga toch fietsen!

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12) Hier zit geen woord Spaans bij (nou ja, drie...)

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13) Deze reactie is een beetje bod hoor

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14) Dit was vast een gezellige overdracht..

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15) Note tot self: nooit over schoonheidsprijzen beginnen

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16) De toon die je aanslaat op Marktplaats is heel belangrijk en het steekt heel nauw..

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17) Deze twee mensen staan heel verschillend in het leven, lijkt het

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18) Geen 'perkeermogelijkheden' gecheckt, maar verder wel een 'gedegen' voorbereiding

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19) Er kan snel verwarring ontstaan op Marktplaats

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20) Ba-dum tssss

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21) Hier heeft de verkoper (terecht) zelf heel veel lol van gehad

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22) Marktplaats als moderne videotheek

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23) En tenslotte: vrouwen...

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