1) "When life gives u lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, “WHAT?!"
2) "If you love something, set it free, unless it’s a tiger"
3) "Key to a good birthday? Low expectations"
4) "Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed"
5) "If you get pulled over for speeding, tell them your spouse has diarrhea"
6) "Watch a sunrise at least once a day"
7) "You can tell a lot about a person from his biography"
8) "Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders"
9) "If you are ever feeling lonely just eat in front of a mirror"
10) "Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail"
De Leven
- Screenshot Modern Family